Ok, my latest weird dream. I actually had this a couple of days ago, but I only got round to posting it here now.

Right, so it starts off on some random street. A kind of thin street with small shops, newsagents, sweet shops, pound stores, that kinda thing, and there's this giant snake, which is trying to eat this woman who's wriggling about, her top half kinda hidden inside of the snake. So I grab the snake, I started squeezing it to try and push the woman out, like trying to push toothpaste out of a toothpaste tube, and it works.
So, immediately after saving some woman from a snake, what do I do? I go into a newsagent, and ask to use their photocopier to make leaflets about it. Apparently, this makes sense. The next part is a bit of a blur, and suddenly I'm on the run from the law. I'm hiking across mountains with a group of people who apparently, are on the run with me. So after a bit of running from the law, with some woman police officer trailing us the whole time, but not actually seeing us, I suddenly walk into what appears to be a comic book store. And for some reason, instead of walking in the aisles like everyone else, I walk on the stacks of comics and magazines, and again, this police officer is following me, but not actually spotting me, which is odd, because I'm only a few metres away.
So to try and lose her, I jump off the comics, run across a wide street, up some steps to what appears to be a post office, and I'm about to buy something for some charity, when the officer finally catches up with me, and says "You're under arrest." I sigh in annoyance, and day "Fine. Can I take my coat off?" This coat is the same one I'd had on back on the mountains. She just says "Yeh, ok," and we walk towards the door.
And then I woke up.

So, Newgrounds, how does this compare to your dreams?